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aboutagrohl:

moist-grunge:

TEAR AND TIER ARE PRONOUNCED THE SAME BUT TEAR AND TEAR ARE PRONOUNCED DIFFERENTLY 

im glad english is my first language because if i had to learn it as a second language id jump off a bridge

3 hours ago with 304,941 notes

hopeflakes:

When you see someone with a happy icon make a really angry text post

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3 hours ago with 135,085 notes

humoristics:

A guy once told my lesbian friend that being a lesbian is a huge turn off for guys and that she’ll never find a boyfriend.

4 hours ago with 171,615 notes

“Don’t ever compliment me by insulting other women. That’s not a compliment, it’s a competition none of us agreed to.”

"You’re not like other girls." Shut the fuck up. (via cutely-perverted)

4 hours ago with 441,557 notes

silverdreaming:

Sunday nights are the worst you go to bed with that horrifying feeling of impending doom like “I’ve got a whole fucking week ahead

4 hours ago with 272,640 notes

  • me: I will finish writing these papers before I eat that cheeseburger.
  • boyfriend: ok. *turns back to his computer*
  • me:
  • me:
  • me:
  • me: *burps*
  • boyfriend: *sigh*

4 hours ago with 1 note

its-ga-linda-with-a-ga:

"we’re not queerbaiting these characters"

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5 hours ago with 25,568 notes

marylovesbooks:

unofficialdragon:

likeakidinabookstore:

annaolphant:

id hit up barnes and noble during the purge

signs you’re a book addict #1: when you’re willing to risk being brutally murdered for free books

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how did this post get even better

5 hours ago with 103,032 notes

ohimmortales:

nyaa:

I’m playing oblivion and I stole a wheel of cheese from a store and then like 2 hours later I’m in an oblivion gate drowning in lava and a guard swims up to me and is like “stop right there”. My bounty is 5 gold and this dude is on fire trying to arrest a cheese thief

it’s probably javert

5 hours ago with 58,141 notes