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cumgirl1:

"im tired of seeing posts about Ferguson" yeah well im tired of white cops killing black people so

2 hours ago with 31,421 notes

erwinnsmith:

i respect all ships

no no, except that one, that’s gross and you need jesus.

2 hours ago with 9,456 notes

averagefairy:

i literally cannot take people over 30 anymore thinking technology is “sucking the magic out of life” listen grandma i can look up how to say anything in any language in under a second i can see my best friend face to face in real time even though she lives across an ocean i could spend the rest of my life watching different videos of cats and probably never see the same one twice if thats not magical to you WHAT IS  

3 hours ago with 130,683 notes

shouldnt:

when you have a lot of homework and not enough time

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3 hours ago with 242,257 notes

cherikkisses:

renfamous:

British Kitchen Nightmares: “The risotto is overcooked and your restaurant needs new lighting.”

American Kitchen Nightmares: “YOUR STAFF DOES DRUGS ON THE CLOCK, YOUR FAMILY THINKS YOU’RE AN ASSHOLE AND THERE’S A LIVE RAT IN MY FOOD.”

That rat’s name is Remy, and he works here. 

3 hours ago with 106,849 notes

ceruleanreverie2:

*pushes a nerd against a wall* haha nerd *makes out with him*

3 hours ago with 175,115 notes

john-egbertholdt:

DOES ANYONE THINK THAT OCTOBER HAS A CERTAIN SMELL AND YOU JUST CANT EXPLAIN IT BUT YOU JUST KNOW THE SCENT OF OCTOBER AND IT GETS SO STRONG ON HALLOWEEN

I PROBABLY SOUND INSANE BUT I CANT POSSIBLY BE THE ONLY ONE

4 hours ago with 13,444 notes

crunchier:

trying to do your homework and being on tumblr at the same timeimage

4 hours ago with 24,550 notes

thorhead:

do you think when johnny depp agrees to be in a movie with a different director he goes home at night and tim burton is just there with his face pressed against the window and johnny has to close the curtains to avoid feeling guilty

4 hours ago with 314,324 notes

fruitpacks:

meeting peoples moms for the first time is so intimidating because i cant tell if theyre a strict mom or a laid back mom and as i ride in their car i have to slowly figure out what breed of mom they are

4 hours ago with 309,197 notes

superwhomerlock-feels:

the-winbreasters:

THEY JUST WANTED TO FIND THEIR DAD
THEY JUST WANTED TO FIND THEIR DAD

And we all know which fandom that belongs to

5 hours ago with 59,269 notes