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i love when old people figure out how to do something on a computer that’s actually really simple but to them it’s like
*puts shoulder on son* hand
do you wanna look like this skeleton
or THIS skeleton?
drink a milk kids
men who refuse to play as a woman in a video game are weak and pathetic
No matter how much I eat, there’s always room for dessert.
Dessert doesn’t go to the stomach.
Dessert goes to the heart.
girls are so hot???? like i see a hot girl every 2 seconds. and a hot guy about every 2 weeks. and even then i’m wary because he might end up yelling something rude at me or making a rape joke or something