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When you see someone with a happy icon make a really angry text post
A guy once told my lesbian friend that being a lesbian is a huge turn off for guys and that she’ll never find a boyfriend.
“Don’t ever compliment me by insulting other women. That’s not a compliment, it’s a competition none of us agreed to.”
"You’re not like other girls." Shut the fuck up. (via cutely-perverted)
Sunday nights are the worst you go to bed with that horrifying feeling of impending doom like “I’ve got a whole fucking week ahead”
"we’re not queerbaiting these characters"
I’m playing oblivion and I stole a wheel of cheese from a store and then like 2 hours later I’m in an oblivion gate drowning in lava and a guard swims up to me and is like “stop right there”. My bounty is 5 gold and this dude is on fire trying to arrest a cheese thief
it’s probably javert