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What up yo, call me Jo
I post a lot and reblog a lot of random stuff so beware!

You may see selfies, sorry.

quasigeostrophy:

rockcandymelted:

tobefitforme:

im allergic to penicillin
this is me every time i go to the doctor.
she forgets everytime.

gotta love your nurses, people.

I think there’s a Facebook group that made t-shirts along the lines of “Be kind to nurses. They keep doctors from killing you.” My mom was a nurse for over 40 years.

thequeenstons:

"I tried not to reblog this I swear"

Yeah well you fucking failed. how does it feel to be a fucking failure you piece of shit

hulu:

In Deadbeat, medium-for-hire Kevin Pacalioglu helps ghosts finish their unfinished business so they can move on to the afterlife. But he is so much more than a ghost whisperer with a sixth sense. He has a sweet tooth, too. Check out Deadbeat only on Hulu. 

hulu:

In Deadbeat, medium-for-hire Kevin Pacalioglu helps ghosts finish their unfinished business so they can move on to the afterlife. But he is so much more than a ghost whisperer with a sixth sense. He has a sweet tooth, too. Check out Deadbeat only on Hulu. 

minimist:

but why are crop tops more expensive than normal tops

zoewashburne:

i’m really glad you guys understand how important this is

zoewashburne:

i’m really glad you guys understand how important this is

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jill-bird:

You see Spongebob,  It’s a metaphor. You put the killing thing right between your teeth, but never give it the power to kill you.

jill-bird:

You see Spongebob,
It’s a metaphor. You put the killing thing right between your teeth, but never give it the power to kill you.

thisapril:

rebelliousavox:

himesama:

if you see those before and after puberty things and get bothered because you still think you look pretty gross, remember that some pokemon have two evolutions and some have three

this is the most inspirational thing i’ve heard all week

Eevee

thatonecrackedmirror:

huffingtonpost:

You’ve been cutting tomatoes wrong, learn how to cut like a ninja here.

Would have never thought of this.

thebananalordofcannibals:

I woke up my cat laughing at this

thebananalordofcannibals:

I woke up my cat laughing at this

officialunitedstates:

jemiferaniston:

officialunitedstates:

if the neighborhood isnt going to help me wash these squirrels i guess i will have to do it all by myself

why are you going to wash squirrels 

someone has to

asseroth:

theappleppielifestyle:

a guy at school today was wearing this damn fine red nail polish and I heard these two girls whispering angrily and looking in his direction so I listened in expecting them to be weird about it and the first thing I hear is “how the HELL did he get it so good did he get it professionally done or something you need to ask him where he found that colour jesus fucking christ are you KIDDING me”

I think this is a good example of how the world should work.